Shrunken SAturday:  Awake dreaming of beer flavored Slurpees and Swedish masseuses beckoning you to Burnside parking lot.... 

 Grab a bike, borrow friends car big enough to faciliate raditude, posse up for the "skate" day.   "skate" day begat "spectate" day in about one hour (!)  and a contest at Windells was the lurkspot. (!!)   why ask why?      Victoryville for Willis and the F.S.U.  skool of thought.  Furthermore,   PIPE to PIPE CONTEST!   - "sounds brucey !   Let's go!!"      Z and Bone pile out, I mean IN ( they dig snowboarding!)  to the borrowed whip along with JLord, Corbinator, Trouble AA, and Hairybelly. total clown car style - 7 dudes/ one sta-wag.     we ascend the mountain with ass draggin' comedy for a snowbro/skatebro double contest at Windells ( "the Weller-est place on earth").   Nimble Kimbel takes the joust hands DOWN!  by shredding the WHOLE park, while his peers (also ripping)    focus on the vert wall.  Hairybelly rips too.  Trouble forgot to rip cuz he was distracted with the jam format and the amusingly awful announcing  confused him.  "Where 's Steven Reeves?!"   threw him off..... The girls charged too, but we missed that.   Again, the announcer chads were to blame.

Willis and his MULLETT styled long-ass runs and dude skated hisself silly.  it was rad.  Homie took his five bills and a grip of product. bounced straight to the geetin spot for libations. BYOB  yo self!      back to shackville for  hamms , hookahs (?)  and homies.   Dio records played on eleven. cranston fanny packs versus swamp skeets and the banana eaters....back to the hot city.       GOT SHRUNK!  

PAID FOOL.

CONGRATS WILLIS!